2. One year old, just Pok will crawl to walk, climb over the house, resulting in my bed touched a mousetrap. It is said that mousetrap bought two years, a mouse did not clamped, is the first clip to my hand.
3. Two years old, I will be a walk in Pok. Parents at home and hide and seek. I hid in my bed, the results of step on smth. To another mousetrap. It is said that this mousetrap to buy back three years, is the first clip to my legs.
4. Three years old, I think the next stairs. Zhang said the old lady next door to pull me down the stairs, so that hurt too much. The results speaks, she fell off the stairs directly. Fell down the stairs from the fourth floor the first floor, directly into the stage of dementia.
5. Four years old when the police pull me off the road uncle, I have not said thank you. He was hit by a motorcycle across the road, a disability.
6. Five years old, my father sent me to kindergarten. Kindergarten praised my aunt looked beautiful. Soon as he finished, out of a vase on the fifth floor down, the skull of a direct hit aunt.
7. The age of six, for the first time on the zoo. I said, the other end male panda panda mother good-looking than the other end. The next day, the other end was I praise my panda died in childbirth.
8. The age of seven, I went to a small divider. Final exam, several teachers said that I had Pok 59 minutes, even 60 points better. The next day, the teacher died in a car accident a few Pok.
9. Year-old, I praise our class girls who look so beautiful. Five minutes later, the girls catch a rare meteor shower.
10. Year-old, I will curb the robbery. I tried to grab one-year-old children. The results are beaten him up. He claimed to be Shaolin lay disciples.
11. Years of age, and the chubby one on my toilet. I praise the toilet chubby look so cool, I was prepared to say thank you, chubby has fallen into the toilet.
12. The age of eleven, when the teacher asked me thirty-seven equal to how many, I say thirty-seven twenty-one. The teacher said, you're smart, speaks from heart disease.
13. Twelve years old, small Pok graduation exam. Invigilator said to me, quick to seize the time, time is running out. I said, thank a teacher's reminder. Just finished, the fan dropped the head teacher. . . . . .
14. The age of thirteen, I read the junior high school. I have experienced before and I scared no one would dare close. Only a bold, surnamed Wang, known as Pok told me the same sentence: I do not believe you would be so back in the afternoon, the king boldly chased by two bulls eight Street.
15. Fourteen, when the teacher wants us to write the text, the title is called
16. 15 years old, I like a girl. I can not say it, afraid of harm to her. But I can not control themselves, and finally I picked a sunny weather in the open Pok school playground with her confession. According to the weather forecast said that the day would not have meteor showers. But when I tell the truth, the earthquake happened, I looked at the girl cried and fell into a crack layer. . . . . .
17. The age of sixteen, I read in high school. I like to play on full cones, cones I praise the other goalie played well. Thus, the cones door suddenly collapsed. . . . . .
18. Seventeen, I followed the crowd to observe the real jump. The results, I was under pressure in the body he xiaohua. . . Two months later, he and I both discharged. In the inpatient door, he said to me thank my salvage him. So he jumped by another under the pressure in the body, this time he did not survive. . . . . .
19. Eighteen, I grown up. My first time on bank money, the results of the robbers hit the bank robbery. The counter lady went on to say: boo. . . Hush, or robbers will kill. Voice I hear, the counter lady was playing the robbers into cannabis. . . . . .
20. 19 years old when the big Pok Pok together with the same drink, four drank two bottles of wine, three to go along with Hades. I was expelled from probation sanctions ... ...
21. Two-year-old, I told the same curb that plane than a train safety. Thus, the plane began to descend. . . . . .
22. 21 years old when I told my father that there is a chance I have to go to America to see the twin towers. Thus, 911 occurred. . . . . .
23. Twenty-two times, my colleagues and I bet the Chinese team in the World Cup will be able to get good into the plot. So. . . . . . Later, a national seminar for inviting me to attend, the theme is why I so unlucky. When I submit my story to the organizing committee, the theme into why I so lucky. I sit.
24. 23, when, in April, I resigned from the bank to an air travel company, and soon came SARS. The company closed down ... ...
25. In the same year, unemployment at home, do nothing else, talk about a girlfriend, same old, after the ks, the result masks masks ... ...
26. See People's Congress made a lot of Wait, not 350,000 of discussion, the third day, smooth a vegetable, vegetables began to rot, and quickly found a buyer, the other offer 3,000 yuan, sold ... ...
27. Chinese saying goes: what where getting up from falls! I found a mask has been in short supply, prices rise, began to set up factories, production of With waste is to save money, one day earning a million. The next day, Business, Technical Supervision Baan factory sealed, fine 30 000 ... ...
28. It seems I was not expected to do business, an officer it! I spent 4.8 million dollars to the Secretary, he promised to I get! Go to work tomorrow. The next day, I went to the Secretary's Procuratorate of the car was taken away, and I failed to be implemented not only money but also Baan get into the ... ...
29. A month later I bail, Gangdao Jia, his girlfriend is back in the hospital had heard of Mouth wearing a I take it the right way. With . The next day I made a post called Met online three Nvwang: the first sound sweet - 56 years of age; the second 20-year-old pretty, but do not like boys mm; the third 21-year-old, beautiful, talented, likes boys, like me , met, I told her a joke, not breath up, laughable ... ...
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