1, toad turtle is the river bathing was seen,
turtle: have not seen such charm as I do? You almost want to see pop out of the eyeball.
toad: Girl, you Give me a damage me, did not see me have goose bumps yet?
2, oriole seen in the foraging of the weasel, said: , weasel Ma said: Dragonflies do not believe the mother asked: she to do?
Dragonfly: That was singer Oh!
Dragonfly mother: singer? Ago a tunneling!
4, an ant and tree crow fight!
ants: You variety of give me down!
Crow: So, you kind of give me up!
ant: good ! I'm waiting for you to have you look good!
Crow: What do you want?
ant: I'll go get all my brothers quake you down and slew along with you!
5 , both feces shell dragonfly of the welfare lottery, a feces shell dragonfly: I want to put in a radius of 50 miles of reward to buy down the toilet, eat your fill!
B feces shell dragonfly: Ah Tai Su! If I won the lottery to bag a living, eat fresh!
6, male to female butterflies butterfly sings:
along came the screech, the mother butterfly sings: to the river grotto frog 伕 women in hibernate. Drake: Look, more pleasure. Duck on drake: Do not look, the big boss, live in villas, honeymoon, we say nothing in this life even think about!
8, the first day, the white rabbit to the river fishing, caught nothing, go home.
next day the hare went to the river fishing, or grab nobody, go home.
third day, the rabbits arrived in the river, a big fish to jump out from the river, directed at a small rabbit exclaimed:
TMD If you dare to use the carrot as bait, I flat die!
(a) a drink to go home countryside into the bad pen, the sow lying beside said: Wife: Give me a cup of water, sow buzz a hum, the village head said, do not psalm will not fall down, dispersed What Johnson. Readily touched, said: buy leather you, or double-breasted it.
(b) of the old women to shoot 伕 Zhao, photographers teacher asked: ? My barber said :***, perm in the house, he shouted out children, I really envy you, so fast. Mrs. A: Nepal antique pound feline! Startled aliens, even the elderly will be a exotic language! Donated its chocolate, dried sweet potatoes the old lady thought it was, said: I Laiwu there! Foreigners fainted!
(f) butterflies to bees, said: You're a petty, packaged in a sweet belly but are disinclined to give me a bee said: Well! I said it, you two antennas on his head so long Why do not information me it.
(g) peer love beetles and mosquitoes, beetles: The. Wife: ten, her husband: the whole it? Wife: it is too early, others do not sleep! I asked ten o'clock it? Wife: 11 in the whole bar.
(i) the couple fighting, put a pillow thrown downstairs, a beggar just passing through, Jinki, then flew the next quilt, beggars rapture, wiping away tears, rushed upstairs shouting: upstairs brother, I appeal, that woman has dripped to come.
(x) Wife: night is not attempting to Events? Husband 伕: age thought, his wife: not allowed to say that weary after work that night not the spirit, can not get away cheat, husband 伕: required, wife: for that night, my clothing are bathing it.
(k) a juvenile woman out the trash, accidentally slipped in the garbage pile, about getting up, by a scavenging old man in his arms, sensibility the old man said: people just do not live in town, Do not say such a good wife, do not the.
(xii) a sudden change NPC toe green, miracle-working doctor analyzed illness, so the removal of a few days, two toes become blue, the removal of three days later, the whole foot becomes green, had to switch to massive hospitals, the final special home consultation diagnosis: socks discolor.
one, the most husband 伕 into the room, the turn pointing to something: get a home furnishings furnishings. About two in the morning, wake to the pantry, husband 伕 eat, when returning to the apartment, holding a sandwich, a glass of breast, and gave the plaster, said: station for 3 days, even a saliva did not must nectar. with very little overnight. One day either at home, on the other side are a little guilty, so extraordinarily agreeable. They do not want to nap until dawn, his wife suddenly stood up and sat up, imagine out noisy words and said: out ......< br>
Third, the most There are two days in mattress, the woman heard the voice of her husband the car back, she told her restless lover: out? Her lover had to pick up the clothes, jumped out the window. Result, he plunged into the even jumped into a team of race runners, he had to hand carrying clothes, while joining in the running.
has a actor asked him: Q: One night, a man walks into a bar, the bartender said, bartender: Oh, but this very valuable. :
a boss motorcar junket a few days, for of intolerable loneliness, then to a night spot quest a beauteous matron, It Happened One Night, spending a thousand. To avoid the wife in dictate of finance inventory, with the opening and conservation receipts, notes: hot weather, tire burst, with a renewal.
six, the most Ji village woman almost everyone has an business, but in the happening will go to the priest after confession. After a while, the bishop suggested that those women: ,],[Women still do, like go to confession the rector, the priest told every day that I fell today. Because too numerous people fall, so the priest went to the village head, he suggested to reinforce village road construction, so many people often fall. Unexpectedly, the village head, but laugh hearing. Priest to know why, look at village laughed so happy, very angry and said:
a funeral manufacture working late an day, his work namely commonly sent to the die body before burial or incineration to do a careful inspection. When he checked Mr. Wang's body, he was startled to find something namely Mr. Wang is seen in his life the longest, the biggest an. into the sack to take home. The 1st show to see his wife: ! They eventually decided to make a final try, later Ji months of hard work, center paradise who live Ku, the wife was fertile, 9 months afterward giving birth to a healthy mini boy. The merry father rushed to the preschool to see his newborn son, merely was terrified he saw his son saw his life rotated out to be the ugliest newborn. He went to see his wife and told her namely he absolutely can not be the baby's father, and quite savage questioned his wife: hands and burst into tears, murmuring prayers. Lao Zheng opened his eyes and saw at the little Zen weak, pale lips open, said softly: agreeable, do not speak! I know, this is why I want to poison your reason! to the days of dawn. On the course behind, they in urgent unbearable, so bite the bullet and went into a roadside graveyard. Because it did not bring restroom periodical, the premier female will be wiped off his underwear, and threw the underwear. A second woman found afterward to a wreath, then wiped his tear elegiac couplet. Home not long afterward the two women, their husbands 伕 ambition interchange call. 'I ambition not forget you'!
an agricultural town to catch a donkey, donkey red light, fined $ 10. Drink donkey farmer: Farmer is extra gas: Farmer rage, Ma said: Farmer fire: Farmer tears Road, . Farmer said: ;
secretary called to her husband: this Ji day I want to go to Beijing to encounter
boss called her husband lover: this Ji day my wife was not at home, with me < br> Valentine called Pok counseling students: the educator something that Ji-day, closed
Pok students called Grandpa: This is Ji-day not in class, you play with Grandpa Grandpa
to the Secretary of the call: Beijing can not go, and grandson asked me to companion her husband to call the Secretary of
: CEOs suddenly something not to Beijing for a conference of the
husband to sweetheart to call: my wife does not gone, the next say
lover to curb health counseling call: It often Zhao Ji-day class!!!
grandfather Pok students to call: 555-day teacher said that Ji Zhao Chang
grandfather to educate secretary called: or go to Beijing it, you are ready to prepare
3. a beggar knocked on the window said: Give me some money.
Mr. read, to say: give you a smoke it.
beggar said: I do not cloud, give me some money.
, said: I car have beer, you drink a decanter of Bar.
beggar said: I do not drink, give me some money.
, said: That way, I take you to mahjong, I pay you betting, triumph your.
beggar said: I do not gamble, give me some money.
, said: I'll take sauna to enjoy >, said: Then you get on the train, and I take you back, let my wife see: a non-smoking, no drinking, no gambling, no prostitution a good man can be mixed Chengsha Yang!
; 4 Mr. Zhang graduated from the police academy two years of marriage, the wife forever felt some curious, suspected his wife was having an affair. day, Mr. Zhang is always found his wife on a compartment phone text messages from strangers, and the contents of every message are the same: Over 2 hours, snail not come back, the turtle anxious Ma said: fuck do not come back I would starve to death! When the door came the snail's voice: I do not say you are his mother had!
day, the cattle to the donkey out of a problem, ask Donkey brains, or could not answer. Cattle Ma said: the first ass really, Nanzuonvyou it!
2. seven years after graduation, finally picked up a big project, made a thirty meters chimneys, two months period, cost three hundred thousand, but to Loaning. Finally finished at the end of last year out. Today people to come to acceptance, was Ma to necrosis, not their money. Damn! Drawings look backwards, others to excavate a rice bowl!
3. a drunken man accidentally fell from the third floor, preoccupying passers-by crowd, a police came: What happened? Drunk: do not know, I am also just arrived.
4. doctor asked the patient how the fracture. Patient, I think there are sand shoes, shoes on leaning poles shaking. TMD has a bastard through there, thought I was electrocuted, he took a stick they gave me two sticks!
5. Some mention, turtles dad, mother and son of a bitch turtle family decided to go hiking, they took a Shandong bread and two cans of fowl sea
end, they went off to Yangmingshan. Ku climb ten years, finally arrived! They sat on the layer, remove the equipment standard
prepare banquet. Results, but found no band can opener!
son of a bitch: have to wait for me back! can not go back on Oh!
turtle mother: him! Parents regardless of the turtle! Old couple resolved apt begin.
pie is ready to open out to eat ... ...
Suddenly, son of a bitch Cong Shuhou stuck his head ... ...
son of a bitch: key? I waited twenty-five years, I have to wait until the end
to be it! I detest most people lie to me!
6. small Xin: Dad, why my name inside the three gold it?
Dad: lack of gold in your life, so take the name of Xin, like some life in the water, it's called Miao, some life in the lack of lumber called a forest.
small Xin: Dad, you said that Guo Jingjing sister lives in the absence of what?
7. a couple friends sitting on a park settle on love, women suddenly want to fart.
of the man said: I Pok Department Valley bird, not like you to listen to.
men really than hear.
Thus, women in the Google does not like birds?
M: fart too loud, not listen!
8. turtle harmed Let snail to buy medicine. over two hours snail has not come back. turtle anxious Ma said: fuck do not come back I was dead! when the door came a snail's voice: I do not say you are his mother had!
9. celebrity raising a pig, tired, abandoned, and then sweep the pigs know Road, the number jumped to no advantage. day, the car turned a lot of kneeling abandoned pig, late-night call his family, asked: body, the ants were all fell down. At this point there is one in the elephant's nape, falling ants called loudly, The calculator broke. So one stood up with Pak: eat a good value.
13. Xiao Ming: ; was lost asked: No, ah ... ... the sentence: : ;
I am book this letter slow, because I know you see the word aggressive!
our next week 2 times the rain, the first four days under the second next three days!
you Huaguoshan been? I had a excellent time in heaven well, the deficiency of gravity, so the stool, urine, tears and snot all out for it, do not you say Ku?
our delicious meat noodles here , another day you come with us to the West Street cafeteria to eat hot jug!
your sister to be connate Goddess, because they do not know a boy or a woman, we do do not know what you want to be uncle or aunt!
I send you the clothes you get it? afraid when I go to send overweight, so the clasps cut up In clothes pockets!
is late to jot here, I am free to melodrama here, memorize not to drink abundance of water, or to the urine does not all over here very uncomfortable!
P. S had wanted to send money to you, but the envelope has been glued!
17. ; a patient to the doctor complaining of indigestion: I recently very natural, what to eat what pull, pull to eat cucumber cucumber, watermelon eating watermelon pull, how to restore regular? a doctor was silent a moment, that you can only eat shit up < br> 18. someone to go to Shanghai on business lost a USD in the avenue, police said: He can not assist but sigh, This is a good way, put his cut into four paragraphs to play mahjong, and earthworms father thought, put his cut into the shattered beef. earthworm mother cried and said: Cut so the pieces will die! .. said to him: you come, you are right .. I am back on the table and then snail .. .. .. after a while they see a turtle on ants .. he said: Come on you .. so ants come up. Ants up after the snail .. .. see above for his phrase , a fire, the father and mother ran, quitting only one son still inside. Mother is very tense in the house shouted: .. ? fast out - all on launch, but also reside inside .....~ long time no one leaves the fish hook, he changed the pieces of bread - the same long time did not fish on the hook - no way - he had to replace it, like earthworms, or half did not fish on the hook beneath the ~ ~ ~ He angrily threw into the water out 100rmb huge Ma :Buy their own! ! !
24. at the same chart cold, runny neb, but he forgot to bring a handkerchief, and have persisted to snout coerced inhalation nose. Writing on the blackboard the> language teacher suddenly turned a lot of noises: Teacher and> said: Such a man; Q: Why do you publish forgery money? murderers, said: the real one I will not publish
27. Cowherd and Weaver met a bath down to globe, shaking ZZZZZZZZZ interpretation of a love article, this tells us: take a bath at home is no contingency, so be sure to go outdoor to take a bath to wash .....< br> 28. Xiaoming toilet back to the study-room with a teacher said: Test Xiao Ming: their home is not a good thing, one by one all eat shit grow up
31. I spent 80,000 to purchase a Western Zhou pottery, called yesterday to
32. son: ah, and then what. the bullet is also scary! ? 'son replied: , injection of the . narrating the main said: You, the first half doomed, no women; not the man's face lit up: That I should have a right later in life? fortune teller said: hey, to later life you get used to a person's life
37. a people eat beef noodles do not see a piece of beef, they pointed to the bowl and asked the boss: how beef is not beef noodles? boss said dismissively: Do not be too solemn, do you anticipate from the wife cake where you get that a wife?
38 three mice were tasting the United States, Japan, China, brandy, drink American wine rats, go down three steps on; drink sake of the mouse, go to step 2 down; drinking Chinese Erguotou mice, hand Take a kitchen knife, shouted: you please wait a moment, sir. > he died.
funeral that day.
his family cried: '
cool Ah ... Ah ... cool.'
passersby puzzled. asked: 'What are cool Ah . '
family cried:' Shuangsi ... ... Shuangsi!!
41. a man to jump, just shouted back to his wife: urge, we still a long road! long and Chief carpool lift, the Secretary put a fart after capital said: You can not afford to be benevolent things are, should you use? long very ingenious, hideous is not my intention, God do not get angry, I will heroic live with my endless creativity. to set off the beauty of this globe! In truth, I really, really very creative ...
45. to go hiking with friends, to the summit, a girl beautiful mountains and rivers face shouting: motherland ah! my mother! a trample on her boys quickly emulated shouted: motherland ah! my wife's mother!
46. before I bought two puppies, called the The Soon the climate came a voice: said: and they had a falling out, and nearly beat them, because some of them say that you monkeys, and some that you like the gorilla, too many! did not see you as a piglet!
50. Panda birthday, on We said: I agreed two wishes, one can cure my black eye, the other is movie hope to have a color Zhao
51. Kuangzhui bees butterflies, snails, butterflies marital. bee puzzled : Where is he better than me butterflies answer: whatever the sequel, have their own house, which, as you live in a apartment
52. an elephant in the bath one day and suddenly there is an ant came to this elephant that you stand up. started to stand up. ant! you sit down and go. elephants do not understand Yeah you want to ask the ants. one will stand up and sit down for a while. ant replied! lost my underwear I see is You are not pilfering to wear
53. making team bought the only jackass, but not Ji day he died. just a mare in heat. product team of staff on call to go on a commerce trip production team skipper. , mare in heat, but the jackass is dead. is to buy the first jackass or you come back? how can you say such a disgusting object
55. a meteor cross the night sky, I immediately make a wish, wish you can become prettier. Who knows just finished Xu wish meteor I said, !
56. give me a canteen of bread as a fulcrum, I can slope to cones!
60. sophomore year, all dwelling of the girls like Zhou Hua Jian's songs, a tape was borrowed by us to go. Day, capped with the girls asked: Zhou Hua Jian I do? Girls bunk answer: in my bed too! Silent two seconds, and then all fell to the bed.
61. classmate of a boy to take a sheng nicknamed Panzhu girls calling to the teacher, the teacher coincided to critique of the boys, the next day in class, teachers in terms of: nicknames, can not somebody favor Han on Jiaosha it? Ordinary dogs look at it dismissively said: idiot, look, I was undercover!
seven Fairy Lake in the bath, Journey anxious not see.
monk solemnly toward the lake, shouting: donor, cautious crocodile ah!
naked fairies flying on.
Journey sigh: Leadership IQ ah
monk can not go beyond four to travel by plane, the way the crash, but only three parachutes.
So recluse said, and everyone to question, not answer the jump.
Monkey: Monkey, solar sky Ji ah?
Goku: a.
Monkey: give you a hand.
Monkey: Drifting, Ji sky the moon ah?
Drifting: A.
Monkey: also give you a hand.
happy side of the Pig, so uncomplicated question.
Monkey: Journey, sky Ji stars ah?
. . . .
Pig jumped down.
Before long, four of them and fly to travel. The way they crash, or only three parachutes.
they continue to answer questions.
Monkey: Monkey, when the People's Republic was built it?
Goku: 1949.
Monkey: give you a hand.
Monkey: Drifting, liberation battle, 死了多少人 ah?
Drifting: 250 million folk.
Monkey: also give you a hand.
Monkey: Journey, that 250 million people is the appoint of what?
...... but only from a Pig jumped down.
third, four of them and to voyage by plane, and the way they had an accident.
this period, Journey said: Master, you do not ask, I jump.
then plunged into the stream.
monk hands together: Amitabha, the parachute has 4
1. One night, a undressed male shrieked a taxi, the driver gazed by him intently, Naked furious and shouted: You have not seen his mother undressed ah! Driver also furious: I penetrate where you money from his mama!
2. male and female friends to sleep in a room,webdatasolutions.net, the woman drew the line: off-line is wild. Found that men really do not get up up over the line, woman severely beat a man slap in the face: you do not even like beasts!
3. Hongtao meet foreign observers a day and tried to get in a word, saying: I am Hong TaoLiu, foreign visitors, saying: I am his mother or side shows 70 too!
4. Zai Zai was my father repaired, he went to find her mother v. Ku: One day, asked his family to eat: 6 precipice just a mouse waving paw, jump again and again, efforts to curb learning to fly, cmd seeing it fall next to the mother's badly beaten, worried that: it father, or told it, it is not we real daughter!
7. and friends to the top of Taishan sunrise, a friend pointed to the sky, said: distance was Tizhaokuzi out Ma said: Ghost: God, I think the next reincarnation and angel white body, and with a pair of wings, but I still want to suck blood.
God: What do you do Whisper it reborn.
2. A friend first presence in the park Maibing Gun Kim Pok, apologetic crying; this time, where one human suddenly shouted: That friend one, and my heart can be happy, to follow the call:
3. Ants and elephants get married soon, the elephant died. Ants while buried in the elephant, while crying: A boy crush on a girl and blow the spunk to ask the girl what boys like
.
5. Day, I catch the last train out of respiration while chasing again calling: Master! Master, and so I suddenly noted ah ~
tourist stuck his head out the window, slowly in front of me: Wukong. You do not chase the
6. Bio exam day, including a question is to look at the bird's leg to guess the bird's name. Some students really do not know, petulant on the paper a tear ready to leave the exam room. Invigilator very angry then asked him: Beautiful Mongolian actress After the rendition, met with the mastery came to power, then her hand, Wenhanwennuan, half a day is not incensed, gentle asked: What's your name? The actress replied excitedly, A man bought a parrot would say Liangzi Who is that one day the owner was not at home, there is a alteration of gas to beat on the door.
Parrot: Who.
A: for gas
Parrot: Who.
A: for gas
... ...
door lying individual home landlord, the owner marveling, Who is
door: for gas
9. One on the road to see a bunch of things, squat sniffed, said it might be going to the toilet, put his hand touched his mouth to lick the next point, that really is going to the toilet, but fortunately did not step on smth. To! ~
10. The doctor asked the patient how the fractures, A: I think there are sand shoes, shoes on leaning poles shake, shake ah shake ...... I think I have a private cordless impact, and then took a stick to me two stick.
11. A instructor educating in the field: Pok attach quickly said: index finger 。。。A public toilet, A Jun constipation, do not pull a long tugged out, then another man rushed Jun B, just crouch on the provision in Para pull well not amusement, A-Jun, after hearing, said: you, pull was so happy Some that are exercise bike, the front of a pedestrian, Moujun dread, shouting: Persevering, some that hit pedestrians or riding too wrong. Pedestrians got furious: Day, even called her mother, the little lad answered the tel. Out of courtesy, I must look at her saluting.
colleague's son, 4 years old. Classic sentence: Road in a car event - turtle nest cattle tread on smth. Hurt. Police are investigating the cause of the accident, said Wo Niu: how the turtle hit you? The lair is hanging plaster uncertain ground beef recalls panic: I do not remember, he was too quickly!
16. Stay in a alone polar bear on ice in a daze, really bored and started pulling their hair play, one ... ... ... ... three ... two ... the last one does not pull the left, he suddenly cried out ... ... ... ... cold ah! ! ... ... ... ... ... ...
17. Colleague's daughter is a small Meirenpeizi, her mother came back from kindergarten constantly ask her: I do not feel beautiful. One couple of women's contraceptive failure epigenetic 伕 a small boy, the child's life out on the clenched fist, have been smiling. A nurse to break separately his fist. Found inside a pill, and then talk a little boy: Two men go to the mountains to play, who accidentally took a fall off a cliff, peek worried shouted: In the fall down it ~~~~~I am also the top, a man riding a bike, the handlebars are not palms, hands across their chests, after seeing a vehicle police, said: palm good! The man replied, comrades!
21. Monkey asked the fox, how to depict an elephant up with a melody that ass? Fox said: Leo's
24. A popular woman onto the bus, saw a fierce air urinal tissue wipe out a while, just to put a fart sitting Unfortunately, next to a man laughed:
25. Penguin is boring, I think of the Arctic to look in polar bears to play
walked away, catching many years, is coming, and suddenly think of it at home so gas did not shut
back, walked away, and went for many years , turn off the gas, and start, and walked away, and went for several years finally came to the polar bear
the door, knock on the door:
- polar bear! Come out to play!
polar bear:
- do not play.
26. Junior high school, a number of Pok teacher equation change, on the podium sleeves rolled loudly: with Pok their care! I want to deformed! ... ...
27. A justice strabismus, B, C three day trial of the suspects,
A judge said: I did not ask you. Aircraft, the crow of the flight assistants said: the pig, said: Q: Do you have carrots to sell here? impatient boss said no! After a child another asked the rabbit, the boss had had enough: whether you come back trouble, I took scissors to slit your ears!
over rabbit for a meantime again: Do you have scissors to sell here? boss said: No. Rabbit asked: Do you sell here, there are no carrots ... ...
30.
devil devil seize the princess said: Although you called the broken throat, that no one will come to rid you!
Princess: broken throat, breaking the throat!
No: the princess, I'll salvage you!
devil: that Cao Cao Cao Cao went to! < br> Cao Cao: demon, you told me why?
devil: Wow, see a specter!
ghost: by! was found.
by: Nonsense, who found me ?
Who: Off I Pishi!
devil: oh, my god!
God: Why did I?!
Who: No one told you, ah!
no one: What I There!!!
had said to the devil from schizophrenia.
31. a sovereign princess was asked to matrimony, to one apple ashore the princess's brain, who should have the chance to wed its princess shot.
first man shot in the apple, he said: kitchen knife to pursue him, this man turned nigh and ran, ran until a dead end, considering that this is over, the patient said: you knife, which you chase me.
33. flight attendant warned passengers seatbelt
? : Reading the top 2 birds with!
35.
sun sun to grass to call: Hey, the grass you? my daytime.
grass: I grass, Who are you?
Sun : I ah
on grass: I grass, you in the end Who
sun: I day ah, you grass it
grass: TMD, Who are you in the end, my grass
sun: My day I ah
on grass: I grass.
sun's mother grabbed the phone: grass, I am his mother on the grass your mother OK?
36. man and female friends to go shopping,
girlfriend: Oh, good sour feet Oh.
boyfriend was nervous: how? not step on smth. into a lemon?
37. Winnie asked the rabbit: ? br> 38. rabbits to the bakery: the boss, there are 100 small cake? boss: No next day the rabbit came again: the boss, there are 100 small bread? Boss: Sorry, no.
third day of the rabbits a door: the boss, there are 100 small bread? boss: It was too perplexing, or not.
rabbits elasticity on the fourth day came: the boss, There are 100 small bread? boss: Great! today have 100 small bread ~!
rabbits: Great! to give me two!
39. Father and son sitting bus.
Son: Dad, what time to ah?
father: stop it to.
son: When to stop ah?
father: to stopped.
< br> 40. There was a man and a tiger were tied to two trees, the Tigers tied the cord underneath a candle, tether burns on Get out, and if the cord is beat, the tiger will eat the people, The results say a word, no eat
by Tiger said ! children in the house crying all night, keep the wolf out the night, morning, Wolf said, choking back tears, was: men, men are liars! ! !
42. The girl asked her boyfriend the first day, the white rabbit to the river fishing, caught nothing, go home.
next day the rabbit went to the river fishing, or catch nothing, go home.
third day, the rabbits arrived in the river, a big fish to jump out from the river, directed at a small rabbit exclaimed:
If you fucking dare to use the carrot as tempt, I on the flat dead!
44. Moujun first airplane, terror, scared to open eyes, eyes open after 15 minutes, look out the skylight, shouting: > sat next said: Sorry, made a fault!! Hair stylist deliberately knocked off San Mao, a hair. San Mao wept and said: I engrave to a good pull. Yet another hair stylist deliberately knocked off the root. San Mao saw the fire: Ah you to want me disheveled?
47. Once there was a candy, long wade in the street, suddenly said: Oh my feet a good soft
48. M: Do you like me?
feminine : you guess.
men: love!
woman: you guess again.
49. a cerebral patient in writing, the physician asked: the letter. > 50. ...... side while ......< br> children: his side of undress, while trousers.
Teacher comments: he in the end is to de ah? or wear ah?
Title: One
children: one a left foot harm I had.
Teacher comments: You are centipede it?
Title: after another
children: work, my father's home after distinct.
Teacher comments: Ji you have a father in the end it?
Title: sad
children: a ditch in front of my home very sad.
Teacher comments: the teacher is more sorrowful
topics: and they
children: my mother short and high fat and thin.
Teacher comments: Your mother is a distortion of wizardry it?
Title: You see
kids: Do you see what to see! never seen ah?
teacher reviews: Do not be too pulled
Title: thriving
children write: thriving Wing confession.
teacher reviews: Do not look too much screenplay!
Title: delicious
children write: delicious ass.
teacher :.........< br> Subject: naive
babies write: today's truly peppery.
teacher reviews: Do you really childish
Title: really
kids said: Yesterday I ate fruit and then turbid
teacher reviews: a phrase, can not be separated < br> Subject: first ...... then ...... Example: eabove all, then take a bath.
children: Sir, good-bye!
teacher reviews :......... ........< br> Topic: What is
children: a practice passes Moreover Moreover Moreover Moreover
Teacher comments: I have to die
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