1, day, donkey out of a cow to the problem, asking Donkey heads, or could not respond. Cattle Ma said: the premier ass really, Nanzuonvyou it!
2. 7 years after graduation, finally picked up a big project, made a thirty meters chimneys, two months period, cost three hundred thousand, but to Loaning. Finally finished at the end of last year out. Today human to come to acceptance, was Ma to decease, not their money. Damn! Drawings look backwards, others to dig a rice bowl!
3. a drunken man accidentally fell from the third floor, fascinating passers-by multitude, a police came: What occurred? Drunk: do not know, I am also just arrived.
4. doctor asked the patient how the fracture. Patient, I think there are sand shoes, shoes on leaning poles shaking. TMD has a bastard via there, thought I was electrocuted, he took a stick they gave me two sticks!
5. Some say, turtles father, mother and son of a bitch turtle family decided to go hiking, they took a Shandong cake and two cans of fowl sea
end, they went off to Yangmingshan. Ku mount ten years, finally arrived! They sat on the ground, remove the equipment standard
prepare dinner. Results, but base no orchestra can opener!
son of a bitch: have to wait for me back! can not go back on Oh!
turtle mother: on whether he had! Parents regardless of the turtle! Old couple determined to begin.
pie is ready to open out to eat ... ...
Suddenly, son of a bitch Cong Shuhou stuck his pate ... ...
son of a bitch: opener? I waited twenty-five years, I must await until the end
to be it! I detest most people prevaricate to me!
6. small Xin: Dad, why my name inside the three gold it?
Dad: lack of gold in your life, so take the name of Xin, like some life in the water, it's called Miao, some life in the absence of wood called a forest.
small Xin: Dad, you said that Guo Jingjing sister lives in the lack of what???
7. a couple friends sitting on a park settle on love, women suddenly ambition to fart.
of the man said: I Pok department Valley birds, not like you to hear to.
men really than hear.
Thus, women in the : Google is not unlike the birds like?
M: fart too noisy, no hear!
8. turtle injured Let snail to buy medicine. over two hours snail has not come back. turtle emergency the Ma said: fuck do not come back I was dead! while the gate came a snail's voice: I do not say you are his mother had!
9. somebody raising a pig, tired, forsook, then pigs know the sweepers, the digit jumped to no avail. day, the automobile turned a lot of curving neglected pig, late-night call his family, asked: ants were all fell down. At this point there is one in the elephant's nape, falling ants called loudly, crashed. then one stood up with Pak: eat a good sum.
13. Xiao Ming: ; was lost asked: No, ah ... ... the sentence: :
16. priest wrote a letter
Dear Monkey King Wukong:
; I am prose this letter slow, because I know you see the word aggressive!
us this week two times under the rain, the first four days the next 3 days under a second!
Huaguoshan you been? I had very wrong in paradise, because there is no gravity, so the stool, urine, tears and snot all out for it, do not you mention Ku?
Our savory meat noodles here, variant day you come with us to the West Street restaurant to eat peppery kettle!
your sister to be born Goddess, because they do not know a boy or a woman, we do not know if you want to be uncle or aunt!
I sent you the raiment you get it? When I was terrified to go to mail overweight, deduct from so the buttons on the pockets of the raiment!
is late to write here, I am free to play here, memorize not to beverage plenty of water, or to the urine does not come out here, very hard to accept!
P. S had wanted to send money to you, but the envelope has been pasted!
17. a patient to the physician complaining of indigestion: I recently very normal, what to eat what drag, drag to eat cucumber cucumber, watermelon eating watermelon pull, how to reinstate normal? Doctors silent a moment, that you can merely eat shit up.
18. someone to go to Shanghai on commerce lost a greenback in the street, police said: He can not assist but weep, Ant said: earthworms nice mother muse this means, put his cut into 4 paragraphs to go play mahjong, earthworms father thought, put his cut into the shattered meat. Earthworm mother cried and said: go .. go to the front to see a turtle slowly crawling snail slow .. and said to him: you come, you are right .. and then I back it up a snail .. .. .. after a when the tortoise saw an ant .. said to him: Come on you .. so ants will come up.. ant up after seeing the on snail .. .. he simply said, What is it?? snail said: you lose points, this turtle so quick ..
22. One day, a blaze, the dad and mommy fled, departing only one son still inside. very nervous Mother in the house shouted: Mom said, Come out - have a fire, but likewise stay inside .....~ half-day leaves no fish lure, he changed the pieces of cake - the same long time did not fish aboard the nail - no way - he had to replace it, like earthworms, alternatively half did not fish on the hook beneath the ~ ~ ~ He angrily threw into the water out 100rmb colossal Ma: educator suddenly cornered a lot of noises: I stopped! Noisy die! unpalatable it?! the Cowboy, interpretation of a shaking ZZZZZZZZZ love article, this tells us: there is not chance to wash at home, so be sure to go outdoor to take a bath to bathe .....< br> 28. Xiaoming lavatory Back in the study-room with the teacher, said: ... ... he was act, he replied: flies they tease me, that I bloodthirsty, vampire. spent 80,000 to purchase a Western Zhou pottery,wangjingqian.com, cried yesterday to
37 . someone to eat beef noodles do not see a piece of beef, they pointed to the bowl and asked the boss: how beef is not beef noodles? boss said dismissively: Do not be too solemn, do you expect from the wife eat cake in a wife?
38. three mice were tasting the United States, Japan, China, brandy, drink American wine rats, go down three steps on; mice drinking Japanese sake, go to tread 2 down; mice drinking Chinese Erguotou , holding a kitchen knife, shouted:
he died.
funeral that day.
his family cried: '
cool Ah ... Ah ... cool. '
Passersby puzzled. Asked: 'What are cool Ah. '
Family cried:' Shuangsi ... ... Shuangsi!!
41. A man to jump, equitable hurrahed behind to his wife: still a long way! long carpool elevator, the Secretary put a fart after chief said: all can not supply to be magnanimous, should you use? Why I am so OK! creative, ugly namely not my direction, God do not obtain angry, I will heroic live with my infinite creativity. to set off the pulchritude of this earth! In fact, I really, truly very ingenious ...
45 friends to go hiking, to the summit, a girl beautiful mountains and creeks face shouting: motherland ah! my mother! a crush on her boys rapidly emulated shouted: motherland ah! my wife's mother!
46. antecedent I bought two puppies, called the the air came a voice: : Bear asked: [The mouse as a toilet periodical ..
49. Just talk with friends, which comes to you, you know? I and they had a falling out, and virtually hammer them, because some of them say that you monkeys, and some that you like the gorilla, too much! Did not see you as a pig!
50. Panda birthday to all of us said: I promised two hopes, one can cure my dark eye, the other is the wish that a color Zhao movie
51. Kuangzhui butterflies bees, butterflies was marital to a snail. Bees puzzled: Where better than me butterflies he replied: whatever the sequel, have their own house, which, as you live in a dormitory
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53. Production crew bought the only jackass, but not Ji day he died. Just a mare in heat. Production group of staff on call to go in the field voyaging production team skipper. Beetles mother: the baby, when to eat disgusting how can you say such a object
55. A meteor along the night sky, I quickly make a wish, hope you can transform prettier. Who knows just ended Xu wish meteor it,9844.org, which to the to pigs, really gave us to eat? God was reborn. God can promise you that the three conditions, the cmd said, good I promise, you know what his next life is it? toilet fly: different phase for the arrange, eat in good shadowy light you seen Ji a beautiful ass?
60. sophomore year, all quarters of the girls like Zhou Hua Jian's melodies, a tape been lent along everyone to go. daytime, the girls query spread: Zhou Hua Jian I do? bunk girls answer: in my bed too! silent because 2 seconds, and then all fell to the bed.
61. classmate of a boy to take a sheng nicknamed Pangzhu girls crying to the teacher, the teacher coincided to criticism of the boys, the next day in level, teachers in terms of: , can not somebody like Han on Jiaosha, right? point, I was undercover! canteen bread too hard ...>
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